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♪ Somewhere ♪

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♪ Beyond the sea ♪

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♪ Somewhere ♪

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♪ Waiting for me ♪

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♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪

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♪ And watches the ships ♪

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♪ That go sailing ♪

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♪ Somewhere ♪

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♪ Beyond the sea... ♪

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Chloe, what are you doing?

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I forgot the scissors!

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She forgot the scissors.

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She forgot her knickers.

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[indistinct whispering]

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What are we doing here?

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It's a surprise party.

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[indistinct chatter from radio]

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[woman sighs]

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This is ridiculous.

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How can a hairdresser forget her scissors?

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It's Chloe, Mom.

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She forgets her name
after a vodka and coke.

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I'll have to do it myself
if she doesn't hurry up.

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I can't give Brenda her
answer looking like this.

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What time's she coming?

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Half an hour, I can't
breathe in this thing.

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You were ever such a chubby baby, Carol.

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Nan!

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Thank you, Mother.

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Well, you were!

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You arrived on the same day

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as the pull-out table
from the Kays Catalogue.

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Getting that delivered was
almost as difficult as you.

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At least your legs fit
through the front door.

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[music plays on radio]

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What time did Stan say
the table was booked for?

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Eight o'clock.

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That'll be nice.

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Done!

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Thanks, love.

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Sorry, Carol.

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[she pants]

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They were in the fridge.

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Now, then.

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What are you having?

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There's no time, Chloe,
just curl it, please.

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Oh!

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There must be something in here.

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Just curl it, please, Chloe.

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What about a Sharon Osbourne?

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Just curl it, please, Chloe.

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Oh, come on Carol, take
a walk on the wild side.

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Just curl it, please, Chloe!

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The whole of Weston's
hiding around the corner.

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Yes, I know.

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We were waiting for you!

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[Carol] Hurry up, Chloe!

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Don't let her out until we say.

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Leave it to me.

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Ready?

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Bombs away.

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[upbeat music plays]

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[Man] Somebody, Sarah's coming.

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Stan!

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Stay there!

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Stan!

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Chloe, we've been in the starting blocks

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for the last 15 minutes!

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How's the birthday girl doing?

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She's a bit nervous.

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Of course she is.

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What time's Brenda coming?

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Half an hour.

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Right, okey-dilly-okey,
let's get on with it.

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Oi! You lot, come on!

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And be quiet, she's only in the kitchen!

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And be quiet, she's only in the kitchen!

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She's holding a kitten!

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She's holding a kitten.

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She's holding her knickers.

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She's what?

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She's holding her knickers.

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She's folded her knickers?

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I told you, Jack, they were
under the drinks' cabinet,

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you just don't listen.

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It's an embarrassment.

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We got the After Eights.

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But they're not as posh as Ferrero Rocher.

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She'll think we're right cheapskates.

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Where do you want the envelope?

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Shh!

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She's only in there.

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Oh, sorry, Stan, I forgot.

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Sarah's collecting them up.

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I told him the Ferrero Rocher

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were under the drinks'
cabinet but he doesn't listen.

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So we brought you some After Eights,

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and a tin of carrots to make up for it.

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And there's the envelope.

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Thank you, that's so kind.

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Do you want to give Nan a
hand blowing up some balloons?

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Will do.

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Oh, thanks, Mr Thompson.

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We need to win those carrots back, Jack,

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else we'll have none
for the roast on Sunday.

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All right?

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[everyone shushes]

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Little Richard, she's only in there.

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Oh, sorry.

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Where do you want me, Stan?

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Set up over there.

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All right.

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[door slams]

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[everyone shushes]

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[everyone shushes]

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Ow!

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You going anywhere nice
on your holidays, Carol?

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You know I'm not.

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Oh, yeah.

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Everything all right in here?

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Oh, talk of the devil,
hello, Stanley, love.

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Oh, you look lovely.

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Oh, thanks, love, you too.

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You're early, aren't you?

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I thought the table was booked for eight?

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It is, yes, thought I'd just pop by

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and say hello to the birthday girl.

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Turn that down, Chloe.

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What was that noise?

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Fox.

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What?

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A fox.

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A fox?

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A fox.

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What just wondered in?

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Yeah.

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Oh, my goodness.

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OMG.

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I can't believe it.

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I know.

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Don't worry, it's gone now.

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Will it come back?

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It might, Dad.

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It won't.

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It might, they're omnivorous.

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What does that mean?

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They'll eat anything.

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Oh no, who told you that?

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"Springwatch".

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Oh, my goodness.

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That's the last thing we need.

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The only things they don't eat

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are the skins and spikes of hedgehogs.

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Carol, I can say with total certainty

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you will never ever see that fox.

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Never say never ever, Dad.

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They can hear a ticking
clock 40 yards away.

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Oh, do you think that's what it was?

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Might be.

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Oh, maybe I should go digital?

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Can't hurt, can it?

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Was it a reynard or a vixen, Dad?

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I don't know, Chloe.

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It ran off before I could ask it.

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I'll be back in a moment, Carol.

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That's the last thing I need today.

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How are you getting on?

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Producing a lot of air, Stan,

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but not much of it's
getting into the balloon.

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Sorry, Stan.

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I've run out of puff.

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I could blow non-stop when I was younger.

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Yes, I know.

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But you shouldn't have kicked my bike

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and thrown a Coke can at my head.

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Yeah.

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Well, you shouldn't have
cheated at badminton then,

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should you?

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Whatevs.

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Anyway, I did not throw
a Coke can at your head.

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Er, yes you did.

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No, I didn't, it was a Diet Coke can.

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You idiot.

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Anyway, I bought you "Could It Be Magic"

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to make up for it, that
was just as painful.

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Shut up, you hypocrite.

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You used to give me so much
stick for liking Take That,

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now you can't get enough of them.

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Yeah, well, they're
different now, aren't they?

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No, they're not.

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Just older and wiser.

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Aren't we all?

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Don't know about wiser.

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Yeah, well,

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you can't have it all, can you?

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Can't you?

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Delivery for Carol Porter.

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Shh!

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Sorry, surprise party,
and she's only in there.

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All right, nice one.

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I got a delivery here.

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"Happy Birthday, Carol. Love John."

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You two know anything about this?

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Look, I'm sorry to rush you

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only I got to pick up
my girls from Scouts.

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I'll grab the other crate.

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Let the party begin.

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Hello?

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[he shushes]

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She's only in there.

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Who is?

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Carol, we're having a
surprise party for her.

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Oh.

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Well, shall I go through?

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You're a bit early, Miss Kylie.

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I know, but I need to catch a train.

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It's just, she's not ready yet.

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But I need to catch...

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She's not ready, Brenda.

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Oh, come on, Stan.

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Any answer Carol could give
me later, she can give me now.

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Actually, Brenda, she's
having her hair done,

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so you'll have to come back.

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Come on, Stan, you can't
delay the inevitable.

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Oh, yes you can.

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For half an hour.

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Half an hour, no more.

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After you, sweet cheeks.

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No, no, after you.

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Fair enough.

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Blimey, steer clear of that one.

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We're trying.

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[phone rings]

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Hello, Scutler.

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All right? Are you responsible
for this champagne?

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Oh, you got it then?

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All 12 bottles of it.

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Well, it's her birthday, innit?

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She got to have champagne on her birthday.

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Are you sending bubbly instead of you?

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I thought you said half past?

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I did.

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Well, then, I'm early.

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Where are you then?

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Oh, there you are!

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Hi!

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Hi!

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Oops, mind that!

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Hello.

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Hello.

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How's your mom?

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Er, well, I just left her

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trying to feather dust the
ceiling with a baguette.

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Oh!

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How are you?

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I'm okay, thanks.

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Drink?

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Looks a bit cheap to me.

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Yeah, some show-off sent it to mom

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trying to palm it off as champagne.

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But, you know, it's the
thought that counts.

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Well, I'm sure he thought about it a lot.

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Thank you.

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Sarah.

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I'll be back in a minute.

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You're staying, yeah?

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Yeah, absolutely.

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All right?

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Have we got everyone's cards yet?

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Nearly, I'm just waiting
for the last couple.

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They need to get a shift
on, we've got 20 minutes.

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I know, I know.

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All right, Scutler?

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She's only in there.

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Oh, my dear life.

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Who have you come as tonight?

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Myself.

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You look surprisingly
good in black and white.

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I thank you.

280
00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,120
Hello, sailor, where's the GD?

281
00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,000
He's running late.

282
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000
He's not coming, is he?

283
00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,480
Yes, he is.

284
00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,880
He's just got to finish off
at a very important meeting

285
00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,080
from very important people.

286
00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,960
Oi, madam, who's looking after Carol?

287
00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:38,800
She's on the phone.

288
00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:39,640
Have you finished your hair?

289
00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:40,720
Yeah, she's half done.

290
00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:41,720
No, then.

291
00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:42,560
Yeah, nearly.

292
00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,120
Cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

293
00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,400
At least that's safer
when the fox comes back.

294
00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,640
Fox?

295
00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,880
No, will you keep an eye on Carol?

296
00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,240
OMG, there she is!

297
00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,800
[everyone gasps]

298
00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:58,840
Surprise!

299
00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,600
[they sing]

300
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,240
♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪

301
00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:08,520
♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪

302
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,600
♪ And so say all of us ♪

303
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,760
[they cheer and clap]

304
00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,840
[Richard] All right, everyone?

305
00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:19,920
[cheering]

306
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:23,360
Go on then, Richard Dickens!

307
00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,440
♪ Today this could be ♪

308
00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:31,440
♪ The greatest day of our lives ♪

309
00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:35,320
♪ Before it all ends ♪

310
00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:39,280
♪ Before we run out of time ♪

311
00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:43,360
♪ Stay close to me ♪

312
00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,280
♪ Stay close to me ♪

313
00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,680
All right, Scutler?

314
00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:52,040
[they chuckle]

315
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:57,040
♪ Stay close to me ♪

316
00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,880
♪ Tonight this could be... ♪

317
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,320
Here we go then.

318
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:08,840
Nice hair.

319
00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,640
Oh, it's all the rage apparently.

320
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,880
I'm sorry, Carol, but I
need to catch a train.

321
00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:15,720
Of course.

322
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,560
Can you just let Richard finish his song?

323
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:25,920
♪ Can you feel it now? ♪

324
00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:30,520
♪ Can you hold it in your arms? ♪

325
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,360
♪ Tonight ♪

326
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,680
Okay, hold on, sorry.

327
00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,640
[crowd jeers]

328
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:38,760
Hello, everyone.

329
00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,680
Sorry to interrupt.

330
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:45,360
I just wanted to give
Mom her birthday present.

331
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,240
[crowd cheers]

332
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,040
Now, it's no secret that

333
00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:52,920
the cafe's been in a
bit of trouble recently.

334
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:57,440
And Mom, everyone wanted
to do something to help.

335
00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,560
So, we've had a bit of
a birthday collection.

336
00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,680
When are they doing the raffle?

337
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,520
After this.

338
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,360
I want them carrots.

339
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,320
Shut up, Alice!

340
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:09,280
We needed at least £1500
to keep the cafe open.

341
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:13,000
Unfortunately we've fallen
short of the target.

342
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,320
[crowd groans]

343
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,680
Sadly, we've only managed to raise

344
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:19,840
one thousand, four hundred
and ninety-seven pounds

345
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,080
and 22 pence!

346
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,600
[cheering]

347
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,120
So, Mom,

348
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,640
from us all,

349
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,640
Happy Birthday!

350
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,520
Happy Birthday, Carol!

351
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,800
[cheering]

352
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,960
Dickie, carry on with the song, go on!

353
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,320
Okay, okay.

354
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,080
♪ Today this could be ♪

355
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:47,200
♪ The greatest day of our lives ♪

356
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,360
Nice almost doing
business with you, Carol.

357
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,200
Thanks, Brenda.

358
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,080
See you Monday morning for my usual.

359
00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:55,760
I'll be here.

360
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:57,680
Good for you.

361
00:12:58,640 --> 00:12:59,680
And Happy Birthday!

362
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,240
Thanks, Brenda.

363
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,000
Bye all!

364
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:12,640
Now we just need to find
a way to keep it open.

365
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,640
[singing continues]

366
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:25,600
♪ Yeah, the world starts to come alive ♪

367
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:29,280
♪ When you stay close to me ♪

368
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,320
[cheering]

369
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:42,160
Right, I'll be back in a bit, cheers.

370
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,440
[cheering]

371
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,400
Oh, hello, mate.

372
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,680
Nice playing, I'd forgotten
how good you were.

373
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,240
What are you doing?

374
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,080
Just having some cake.

375
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,760
Yeah and eating it.

376
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,880
Well, yeah, I thought I would.

377
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,280
How's your girlfriend?

378
00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,720
What?

379
00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,120
Are you still with your girlfriend?

380
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,040
That's none of your business.

381
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:01,880
Yes or no?

382
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,720
Yes, but it's not as simple as that.

383
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,400
Then I thought I'd made it clear.

384
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,680
Don't mess Sarah around.

385
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,520
I'm not gonna mess Sarah around.

386
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:09,400
She deserves better.

387
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,240
She deserves you, you mean?

388
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,280
No, it's not about me.

389
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,080
Isn't it?

390
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,080
No.

391
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:13,920
Whatever.

392
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:20,040
Just do what you think is best for Sarah.

393
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:20,880
All right?

394
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,280
Hi, Carol.

395
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,080
Hello, Frank.

396
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,760
I heard you were two
pounds seventy-eight short.

397
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,800
Well, it gives us something to aim for.

398
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,400
I have counted it twice.

399
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,400
I think that there's
three pounds 12 in there.

400
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,880
Keep the change if you want.

401
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,640
Oh, Frank, I can't take that.

402
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,560
Of course you can, Carol.

403
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:08,400
Please.

404
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,360
I'd like it if you would.

405
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,640
Oh, Frank, thank you!

406
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:16,560
It's no problem.

407
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,080
Any leftovers?

408
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,280
End of the room, Frank.

409
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,720
End of the room.

410
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,880
I like your hair, by the way.

411
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,160
It's all the rage.

412
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,000
You look a bit like Sharon Osbourne.

413
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,240
Have you seen John?

414
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,200
No, why?

415
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,000
No reason.

416
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,280
I just haven't had a
chance to speak to him yet.

417
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,320
Oh, well.

418
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,160
Can't have it all.

419
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,600
Will you stop saying that?

420
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,400
Hey, Ava!

421
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,440
Hello.

422
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,280
Hey.

423
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,840
Sorry. I'm late, did I miss you play?

424
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,440
Oh, no, only the first song.

425
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,960
Oh, good, I'm so pleased.

426
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,480
Caterpillar?

427
00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,320
Thanks.

428
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,440
Oh, are you singing too?

429
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,480
Richard says you used to play together.

430
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,320
No.

431
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,000
Think those days are over.

432
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,240
Did you find your capo?

433
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,080
Oh, yeah, it was in my car.

434
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,520
I'll see you after this set.

435
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:18,160
In his what?

436
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,120
I think he said in his car.

437
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:22,960
What car?

438
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,120
His car?

439
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,680
Richard got his car?

440
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,720
Yes, it's outside.

441
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:29,680
He never said.

442
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,760
Oh, well, he has one.

443
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,840
It's just he never said.

444
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:45,200
♪ Drinking in the morning sun ♪

445
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:50,120
♪ Blinking in the morning sun ♪

446
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,360
He's really good, isn't he?

447
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,200
Yeah.

448
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,640
He's pretty much the best.

449
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,880
This champagne is delicious.

450
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,880
All right?

451
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,600
All right.

452
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,880
No, I mean are you all right?

453
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,520
Yeah, of course, why wouldn't I be?

454
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:18,720
♪ I can only think it must be love ♪

455
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,680
Did you know about them?

456
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,720
I had my suspicion.

457
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,040
It's great.

458
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,000
It's really great.

459
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,560
Let's go on a road trip.

460
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,880
Steady on, Thelma.

461
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,560
Come on, you need a holiday

462
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,080
and I might be dead this time next year.

463
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,680
Chloe, you had a dodgy smear test.

464
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,600
You are not on your way out yet.

465
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,960
Come on.

466
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,120
Carpe diem!

467
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,200
You can bring you writing with you.

468
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,520
Where do you wanna go?

469
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,440
Well, did you know,

470
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,160
if you go west off the coast of Ireland,

471
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,040
you get to New York.

472
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:49,880
Nice!

473
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,880
Where do you get if you go west from here?

474
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:52,720
Penarth.

475
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,760
Let's not do that then.

476
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,160
Let's definitely go somewhere.

477
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,320
Okay.

478
00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,360
Good one.

479
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,360
Excitings!

480
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,080
Excitings!

481
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:05,080
[singing continues]

482
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:21,840
♪ It's looking like a beautiful day ♪

483
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:30,440
♪ So throw those curtains wide ♪

484
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:36,080
♪ One day like this a
year would see me right ♪

485
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:42,480
♪ Throw those curtains wide ♪

486
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:47,840
♪ One day like this a
year would see me right ♪

487
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:54,320
♪ Throw those curtains wide ♪

488
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:59,320
♪ One day like this a
year will see me right ♪

489
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,120
♪ For life ♪

490
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:06,120
♪ Throw those curtains wide ♪

491
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:11,200
♪ One day like this a
year would see me right ♪

492
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,280
♪ Alive ♪

493
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,320
[dial tone rings]

494
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:17,320
Hi, this is John
Streatfield, leave a message.

495
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,320
He left about ten minutes ago.

496
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,240
Oh.

497
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,840
Course he did.

498
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,080
Nan?

499
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,080
Yes, love?

500
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,440
Can you have it all?

501
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,720
Darling girl.

502
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,760
That is the least you are entitled to.

503
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,680
But maybe not all at once.

504
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,520
[cheering]

505
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,960
Thanks, Nan.

506
00:19:58,680 --> 00:19:59,520
Come on!

507
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,520
♪ When I grow up ♪

508
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,080
♪ Well, I know, I'm gonna be ♪

509
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:13,480
♪ I'm gonna be a man who
goes along with you ♪

510
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,680
Well, Carol?

511
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,200
What now?

512
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,800
I've absolutely no idea, Stanley.

513
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,640
Drink?

514
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,760
[she gasps]

515
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,920
♪ And I would walk 500 miles ♪

516
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,960
♪ And I would walk 500 more ♪

517
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:38,240
♪ Just to be the man who
walked a thousand miles ♪

518
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,880
♪ To fall down at your door ♪

519
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,560
♪ When I'm working ♪

520
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,160
♪ Yeah, I know I'm gonna be ♪

521
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,640
♪ I'm gonna be the man
who's working hard for you ♪

522
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,440
♪ And when the money ♪

523
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,000
♪ Comes in for the work I do ♪

524
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,600
♪ I'll pass almost every penny on to you ♪

525
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,240
♪ When I come home, when I come home ♪

526
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,800
♪ I know I'm gonna be ♪

527
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:01,320
♪ I'm gonna be the man who
comes back home to you ♪

528
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,040
♪ And when I grow old ♪

529
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,600
♪ Well, I know I'm gonna be ♪

530
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:08,640
♪ I'm gonna be the man
who's growing old with you ♪

531
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,640
♪ And I would walk 500 miles ♪

532
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:15,040
♪ And I would walk 500 more ♪

533
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:19,360
♪ Just to be the man who
walks a thousand miles ♪

534
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,960
♪ To fall down at your door ♪

535
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,680
♪ Da da da dun ♪

536
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:28,680
♪ Da da da dun ♪

537
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,680
♪ Da da da dun ♪

538
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:35,680
♪ Da da da dun ♪

539
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,160
♪ When I'm lonely ♪

540
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,760
♪ Yes, I know I'm gonna be ♪

541
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:46,360
♪ I'm gonna be the man
who's lonely without you ♪

542
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,040
♪ When I'm dreaming ♪

543
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,800
♪ Yes, I know I'm gonna dream ♪

544
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:53,320
♪ I'm gonna dream about the
time when I'm with you ♪

545
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,000
♪ And when I come home ♪

546
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,720
♪ Yes, I know I'm gonna be ♪

547
00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:00,160
♪ I'm gonna be the man who
comes back home to you ♪

548
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,760
♪ I'm gonna be the man who's coming home ♪

549
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,440
♪ With you ♪

550
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,080
[cheering]

551
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:10,400
♪ And I would walk 500 miles ♪

552
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,520
♪ And I would walk 500 more ♪

553
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:17,920
♪ Just to be the man who
walks a thousand miles ♪

554
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,040
♪ To fall down at your door ♪

555
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,040
[singing continues]

556
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,440
♪ And I would walk 500 miles ♪

557
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,680
♪ And I would walk 500 more ♪

558
00:22:55,680 --> 00:23:00,240
♪ Just to be the man who
walks a thousand miles ♪

559
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:03,920
♪ To fall down at your door ♪